"Never mind that Sonia Sotomayor became the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice, let's give it to the guy who dr..."
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"Then she stumbles home at 6am and says “is this my apartment” before passing out on a couch."
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" that flat chested girl needs to move so we can see Scarlett Johansson."
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"He should be ripped apart by horses then sewn back together. And we would do that until the horses got sleepy."
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"Huge tits make up for almost any shortcoming."
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"Nicole Eggert, what the hell happened?"
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"the hottest mom on the planet, Kate Beckinsale, looking ultra sexy thanks to a shwingtastic show of legs and a p..."
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"If you squint hard enough you can see Shaggy and Scoobs parking the Mystery Machine next to her nipple."
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"I Hope You Die, Spencer Pratt"
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"So much for sobriety and sanity!"
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